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Episode: 100 – Boner-Hurt Kansas
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It is the Centepisodial Spectacular of Harmontown! Adam Goldberg runs a quiz against a super fan and your Mayor to see who knows more about Harmontown.
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the girls watch the boys who was the girls going by Hollywood California
McDonald’s 100 harmontown episode
I sent a person I sent to Audio-Technica
Hermantown is now in session
Premier apartment Town Trevor young and Trevor Smith Trevor traffic
100 episodes tonight will be I promise at least 1% as entertaining as as the sum of all of our podcast Parts nothing really special planned I’m sorry sorry goodnight
boy do we have a show for you people tonight I’ll make it special in any way that you want me to make it special for sure. The show is the show is not famous for its preparation I was afraid that you know doing things special things that we would just be I would have it I think they would run kind of what’s the word anathema Yeah. A hundred times the harmontown episode which means we have to plan a hundred times less than we ever do how could how could you plant a hundred times Less Than Zero
it’s just it’s just a regular episode see the math the math checks out
hey Jeff what are you
people I’ve been watching so I was more true true crime shows with the errand like an FBI files in the forensics extreme forensic forensic gone wrong wild wild crime snap semicolon women women of forensics polished for me but but but we start we started watching this show which I think we’re done with now there’s only six episodes of it it’s called Murder comes to town murders and stuff with the focus is on the town that I just started like it just it just like any other kind of like crime show where they just interviewed with these police that couldn’t figure out who killed somebody until someone called and told them
play dead at which is if you really want each other as one always happens like there’s always there’s always a 3/4 of the way into the episode and it’s always like a phone call from either a nearby police enforcement agency or it’s just a guy going like my cousin did it today grass tonight a hundred times less tangents than all other people are there’s some people talk in a camera and then sometimes there’s people that they hired to play those people but then sometimes as in Murder comes to town and I think it’s on a case-by-case basis and then I’m assuming it’s based on the participants willingness sometimes the person that’s that’s being interviewed is done in the
yeah no yeah my daughter and my daughter was missing she was gone and then they’ll show that woman waking up in a bed and there’s like a giant Johnny Mnemonic poster in the wall to make it. Or whatever I do because it’s 10 years later but no okay I’ll be right there and like hang up the phone
this good-natured seeming like loving mother whose daughter has been abducted and eventually murdered cuz the shows, murder comes to town. Don’t hit me with your spoiler has got murder Comes to Town the daughters missing a big hammer.
And a woman is like like like so they should they show her re-enacting of the moment where she found out her daughter’s missing her alive so they showed her like walking down the hall opening a bathroom during a sweetie I’m going to work okay Mom bye to Monica could you still crying in the middle of this at the time this scene takes place your daughter still alive
I don’t know why you keep bursting into tears where were those in the last seen
it just has to be a fly on the wall of that production is like putting the guy in the hood and he’s like don’t move pal don’t even breathe act like he was like die hard first name
what you thinking of Jaws yes there was a quote in the show that there was a murder that took place in Kansas or something other than narrator said is it the narration is like credibly poorly-written like they’ll do things like there was a suspicion as the as the dramatic button on the end of two sentences in a row so it was like like but then there’s only a matter of time before he gives his suspicions the hopes and dreams that were pinned on the former family members give rise to suspicion he acted like he never before
play Careless Whisper by they think they’ve done on SNL you know what was it I was Wonder
would participate in these shows with their that they’re doing the interviews in there talking about their beloved person being killed and how that what we would like to find their brains in the in the thing and and then and then they’re doing interviews and they’re crying during them and then there’s something sometimes the show is called black black peekaboo I killed you if you know it like it’s like not quite on the side of the victim exactly it’s more of the side of murder murder comes to town is like the guy is like decidedly he’s like no amount of jogging would keep her alive during her rape and murder was jogging get it like like what if you were those the mom and you saw that you cried in that interview they told me to look at the camera and cry you say that you watched all these episodes meeting I had there been
you would never six of them. I think they canceled it but I’ll do more
I feel like I’ve seen the same murders of stuff and Aaron and I were like the menu at two elderly people missing in a truck
so this is one girl that I get out you know you know you know an ex-boyfriend just murdered her fictionalizing the horrible narration I wrote this down the guy said he was talking about the town the town it’s always about the town is the town couldn’t get the gimmick of the show The Town couldn’t believe it this town in a size this town could use this kind of murder you never you don’t forget it like in New York everyone is like
I think that’s why I like that people took my neighbor good killed I care because I’m from Brooklyn
Section 3
anyways in the guys they ever find Glenn
okay I will get back to her that your name and then a cornfield that is what the guy said he said you could call it the core of the American Heartland
land synonymous with cor you could call a heart attack or you could call a core a heart you could clean up this sentence motherfuker
we did call this town and Kansas the core of the Big Apple very far away from that from that apple
fluids of nexuses
hurt cancers that lies at the intersection of Crossroads
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all right so oh well we have a special shit to do and I know it’s going to you know it’s going to eat away at us
wait our time is it going to eat away at us
so quickly I am I’ve been reading these bugs that are like that by a Philip Kerr they’re all these about detective novel set in World War II Germany is a detective I kind of Allah Raymond Chandler and he is a cop during World War II it’s great shape of World War II documentaries I love not see documentaries and I feel like I know this is not a Charming admission but like is it wrong to wish that World War II had gone on longer so they’ll be more documentaries about to just be called just like we love the Hitler documentary
I saw it on Instagram. There was a I swear to God I did
I was going through as looking for a half to play in my fucking fat slob pad that I sit in bed and eat donuts on while I watch Murder She Wrote came across a review of The Sims game where this woman was like she was so it was just like an 8 paragraph essay about how they had they had updated the free Sims game that she had been that she had raised her grandchildren on this is like my grandson to come over and when they were three they used to like
just watch the people walk around and as they grew older they learned about her so she’s like
believe me her opinion matters the most about this free game that she’s been fucking because she uses it to raise children that makes the Sims die of old age to be a mortal Jeff and now they died of old age and and I was talking to them about it and someone was putting a photos of the Grim Reaper on on their Facebook pages and they saw them and they started to cry now my grandchildren are crying I don’t understand why these suits have to die I thought they could live forever. She’s like having a fucking nervous breakdown in a review under the app yes it is it’s summed up our universe and I don’t know if it’s helpful to anyone but me where are Costco bit but it’s like I mean she was like she had become more similar than humans because the Sims were now capable of dying and she was just this weird program complaining
boy anyways but yeah I’m just a hop from that with this murder shows no money but I might like my avatar on my gal and she just kept getting bummed out nose flies in the kitchen I hated it but I thought I’d kill her so I just I just stopped doing it if you can’t you couldn’t sit there and be miserable for the rest of time I don’t I can’t I don’t know why I can’t answer anyways but neither proud nor ashamed to say I love like I love I play like Gardening Mama too and I’m not above reproach Aaron Aaron bought me and said you liked this game and can be Gardening Mama to get your joke and then I kind of liked it
she said she always that she always leaned over to look at my screen at the wrong times like I’m always like in the middle of like changing a diaper or helping a stork grow or not in real life or whatever is ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids in fact it’s cold as hell and there’s no one there to raise them if you did what is your kids there’s no one there to raise them if you raise them both of you what is it is it is it just felt and Jon doesn’t know a life outside of the nanny system is that it ain’t the kind of place to poop have your Nanny raise your kids for you
there’s no place to raise a kid and there’s no one there to raise them in their lifestyles
a razor a place to settle down and raise your kids still bad writing musicians six thousand years ago they bang on things while they do it as it has been raised out there
how do you dig are you just guessing that you’re not.
You always thought it was if you dig someone look it up look up lyrics Paris right now
you know what I mean there’s no one there to raise them, he digs if you could
Arizona
if you did
you know what I mean by I wish that was this
yeah okay alright I think that’s a Crocodile Rock
I always get so mad at me because they get away with like stuff that you do free with their goddamn lyrics it seems like it’s part of their success like people don’t want my overwrought so I can meticulous bulshit in there when they’re tapping their toes people just write these songs are like they changed tenses they changed like from first-person to third-person I don’t know who he is and who you are as a someone stealing someone’s girl who the fuck is the one who are we I love the movie by The Who Quadrophenia and is it’s a great rainy day depressing movie and it says all all the soundtrack of chorus by The Who and when he was when he was young and not a complete and he’s creating a silver spoon in his crate for personality
and I added her like a week I thought it was just a river I never saw that movie and I was just it was like some kind of like product placement for the new speaker system or something quadraphonics rock and roll music lyrics shouldn’t be looked at two writers writers and musicians I can’t they get along start singer-songwriters if they have like a nice forty-five-year-old man sit down and write a little a little ditty handed off to a sexy urgent day going
rub me the right way and a genie and make a wish I wish the djinni was happening as I was just great it’s like it’s like William Goldman
an old guy in a log cabin wrote that he had he had he had a cup so I guess what
is only skin deep
every time we need to work together ugly people are smarter than you
how we talked about in the show on a Piano Man the regular crowd shuffles in the man in the bar and sit next to me making love to his tonic and gin no no you don’t get the change the name of the suit your purposes I thought you meant it was gross cuz it’s really becoming his drinks strand floating to the top
how do you spell does a drink with his balls in this stinking janitors getting them on
play it off by the ghost of of Jebediah nerdmelt
terrible 20 years ago
who is jelly and peanut butter a good so it’s just lazy bullshittin I love Kenny Rogers I meant it when I was knocked out and I was like 9 and Acapulco so I love the guy in The Gambler he sleep and keep twice I think that’s that’s it that’s lazy bulshit you don’t you don’t do the same rhyme did the same song four times do you poop do to do it
that’s a good one fucking they’re all just like I don’t know the musical term for Gades if I could like put the dry go-cup repair pewter color tennis headlights and would you please do me a country version of The Charge of the Light Brigade writer
the man with one leg came down and said that he had found them
Autumn Misty Rivers Country Nights Rogers of a guy that’s always a guy at a Tucson Coward of the County in the gambling on it like the county Kenny Rogers first edition just dropped in to see anyone off and run some of the biggest hits you know he’s a Scientologist
you never know
who Woulda thought back you know
I wouldn’t give a Second Glance you should read that book going clear you would you would you would you AI you come away from it with a with a respect for human eyes people that are just because they’re scientologists anymore after reading that plug on a Scientologist who would sit down and explain what it is that they do but I did so goddamn private well then read this book going clear it’s like 700 Pages can’t talk. Maybe you can well yeah you can there’s independent scientologists is that so it is it like I’m already wrapped then I will just watch a documentary about him there’s a lot of people that was raised on this Religion jeans on stage talk to us about Mormonism we’ve had we had I think we had a Jew once
speaking of which I’m assuming is Jewish cuz of his last name Adam Goldberg has a special surprise for us
thank you guys
he’s a human being do you hate him the person of
I’m sorry I connected those dots wrong no Adam Goldberg he he went under and he to believe that this police called together through rigorous research and conversation with harmontown fans in honor of our hundred percent episodio spectacular he has an 18 question trivia quiz
better
we were thinking that you and I would go up against a harmontown superfan from the audience and see if one of you could get more answers right about our show then Dan and I are there any given the fact that we’re always in a blackout drunk I already know the results be that representative yeah well I don’t know how they’ll do that I mean that could and answering harmontown trivia over here maybe two hands up
Anatolia by he’s so hard to understand
do you know. All right, see you think you think you got the goods and bring it up here
who is this
yeah we’ll try to we’ll try it we’ll try to lightning through this where is where is gold-bug go Burger
I am see what is your curriculum vitae what are your credentials qualify as YouTube on game here recently binge listen to the whole show after you already got a few already got us a hundred episodes all 99 episode how long did it take you to get through all hundred I started listening I started a new job and that job was about like 2 months
it would be such a late like breaking to watch whatever was like new on Lake Lure or whatever it would be like the only source of entertainment and I caught up. I hate you more than the rest of you combined 656 can you describe the nature of that job was getting in trouble or Netflix it’s genuinely good and I was the only thing keeping me from liked best was one on the side
play it’s going to have some kind of right like Misfit Cowboys and breathe from the show crying give Alexandria another job
what is it what’s the can you give us the like kind of concealment like it’s about like an out-of-work actor whose like trying to like cope with his like self-loathing and in depression but like you divorce
do you like horse from the neck to the Animated Storybook you don’t know for being in cartoons you don’t I mean like it said like Amy Sedaris is in it and freaking from Breaking Bad what’s his name Jesse yeah that sounds good I want to say that I just worry about the Sims actually what are the rules of the game that are about to come out
my brother went out what are the rules
you were here for once asked Adam lights are hundreds and show out of we’re not going to do this evening I was shot you down I was planning on going to wax rhapsodic about Sims for a while
the only stories my brothers married my sister was here in this area
don’t suck up to the judges and he doesn’t pull out a rifle or or run from the states
can you say your pro Goldberg
I’m going to look at his face.
thank you Lord please don’t let me listen to harmontown for Misfits of the moon for Misfits and we’re just going to start as soon as we get as soon as you get up a spaceship we’re going to go all right at Adams house rules if you would please I’m going to ask the question either team dandruff or team guy who worked on the Sentara obici barely not immediately changed my opinion I’m back with you guys okay
how do I see what you want and if you just don’t know the other team can steal people’s choice about it unlikely I’ll take it around like that or now everything is really small what was it called a real beds real food for real people bee bites or see Mini Mine bee bites that is correct
I knew that I knew that
I will tell you could have limited the multiple-choice out of that had to try to Freestyle freestyle him see it jumped out to a commanding 108 give them the option of it they can if they can get it without getting the multiple choice at this point all right there we go all right okay which is not a fixed I can’t do that for this this is which is not how many episodes
do you want the question multiple choice it’s my
yes I want the multiple-choice B is 45 and C is exactly 6
beat for Tuesday
I would like the wrong I wrote it down that’s why I do
why do I get to because he’s living here a while and I’ve never listen to any of them I wasn’t using Jeff cheating by using Jeff leave me he just listen to the mall recently so he has access to this more recent information in his head I wasn’t picking the Jeff and I were like both 2014 Vlog in the story of humanity versus
the MC which is not a fictional harmontown character death row inmate O’Malley be Jerry Seinfeld or see Kumail 2.0
I’m going to I’m going to go with a death row inmate that is incorrect in the episode everyone’s the rapper comedian Misha complaints that everyone in his family calls him the same name what is it
give me multiples Lisa Quan or see Jackie Chan
everyone in this family and everyone in his family gets called the same name
I’m on the team with your damn I’m laying low and low because I have no idea what’s going on right now what did the gang piss off to start the trial of Torment or need the choices be Lannister nc-49 whenever that is correct
I hope it’s no one’s first time here tonight
what happened to give a review after I sent the message
so I guess I’m going to go play pinochle with my uncle now
9 pinochle how many times has
I’ll take multiple choice of a 12 * 15 * or see there’s no way I would look that up
well knowing you you look it up
12 * I didn’t look it up. I’ve been looking it up was until hundreds and hundreds of hours and I would have been curious how many times you said it versus how many times it was cuz there’s something else that’s some homework for you guys to do
one of these tires is going to be flattened is going to be a note that says like what are you run the game
are they then you will not be Pro Goldberg into the episode a push the button pull the change be using Google or seat Felicity whack a mole
this is for us right
I was wrong
Daniel Shoney’s loving audience member big red went to this college do you want can you guess or multiple
I’m not going to go buy one of the most I think I might be LA City College or UCLA was wrong again because I could not ring a bell
the person who was San Luis Obispo and then Azusa Pacific seemed like the name three sentient beings that cork has had sex with
name three he hasn’t
that is actually a harder question to the bonus round
I feel like I could but go ahead and give me the the multiple-choice the name three things you have a listing for things giant spider squirrel
did you have sex with a squirrel trap
summon the squirrel to have sex with her and Spencer once appeared on community as any other since brother what was his first name Dan there was a I mean going with the Canon of the show in other words what his name was on screen
God damn it I know it was it was the opposite because I wanted it to be Andy originally because if their parents have named them wrap your Raggedy Ann and Andy but that didn’t legally clear so his name was Anthony correct
except what’s password Spence word I thought I watch a show before breaking out in back brace Dynasty Adam was the production manager on a terrible shark movie what movie was it was okay Avalanche sharks shark Kano and shark Island to SharkBite to SharkBite what the hell I get steel
okay next question it wasn’t Sharknado or whatever that was all there was another shark tank it was Avalanche
two people got carbon monoxide poisoning cuz I got really really low quality trailers all right next question
no cuz the audience shouted out audience got two points you guys are now in it okay who admits to frequently being a woman in their dreams
that’s in that empty Zara
I would have also accepted Aaron I bet you would
all right
Alright mc4 two points two of Dan’s foot fetishes I’m going to name one of Dan’s foot fetishes you can in the other two for two points or I’ll give you one more and you can get for one point the first one is dangling right
there are two more that start with that letter heelpopping
and dipping yep
we have the worst podcast in the world
all right but the best listeners in the new hamburger you talking about I said 108 in the new hamburger Tim Heidecker segment how did Hosni Mubarak die
it’s Ivy League
the correct answer is he died choking on a rod he ate and some stew in an art gallery
haven’t had me on yet I need to suck up convertible how did chick how can chicken noodle man of the eponymous song make his troubles go away before by the way this is for I know it’s not the middleman question I helped write the motherfuking man of the eponymous song make his troubles go away
so easy feed the devil soup that is correct you feed him jealous
how is a lob
my girlfriend knows that song but it is the tiebreaker but this one could break the tie in favorite team. Jeff has a buzz yeah ding dong he also called something at the Chris’s arm what was it yep
a pentagram know if you get this when you got the game if not I’m out of questions should a man if it was a it was about so many Camilla said on his own show about a game like not in a boy game or was he said how can you have a gaming podcast and not talk about Starcraft 2 I’m gay
thank you sir
thank you Adam
Megan Goldberg everybody
was a lot of hard work for both Adam and all of us right now
we all deserve a round of applause for putting in the research Adam without without that segment we really would not have had a hundred episode special at all you know. Like something you would do in a 100 episode special about what crime shows what am I
the one of my guy if you had any available to you that women could do or you could watch a Bourne he’ll he’ll pop in Dippin or dangling heels fetish thing
well you’re dangling out of there right away
because there’s no activity to that I mean that’s it like dangling is what followed was a heel pop
just built into the hilltop built into a dipping volley that says he’ll Papa OK Google play Kyle I got the woman is lost in thought she’s just casually dipping her foot in and out of her shoe yeah I think that’s why they don’t want to couple dips ears nose and throat but you don’t like bother to you no tell that to a nice ears nose and throat guy optometrist I mean who needs those
all right what about that is that has ears nose and throat guy
I’m trying to I’m trying to picture all three separate somehow and give you an actual sincere answer I guess
I guess Dippin all right
200 episode of trivia question
alright let’s bring out my fiance
anime Gothic
is he thinking
ice cubes
it’s a dipping reference
scoop scoop scoop Johnson was the Evel Knievel of Dippin
anything you want to address everything
my own fetishes
if not I don’t know do you have any fetishes
I don’t know if that’s really bad for me like look at how guys look when they smoke because the only person I know who’s Marshall
like ever like fetishes outside of I mean I missed the first part of that the The Exchange will you just had about the dipping and asked you what your favorite at pornographic foot thing was dipping dipping dangling heelpopping it’s kind of like like I’m saying is that that’s a that’s a more specific long-winded way of saying shoe play shoo play is part of his under the branch of foot fetish which is I don’t know I like then there’s that’s a big tree if you guys have been to the show I ever seen pictures because I don’t have feet
and stays with me to this feet for feet now she can’t help it
adjust all my sexuality wrapped up then for the gas is this Millennial la like it’s sickening
I’m sorry
are you also a very ashamed because I did very much use him for that cigarette while having sex with you put on I’m going to regret this immediately
she didn’t know that I was going out with him just because he looks like David Bowie and I we got back to his Modern Love by David Bowie hunky dory but record cigarettes cuz he was a smoker and you probably have a smoke right now is not a proud moment but I asked if he could smoke a cigarette while while making it
and after you are telling you that you remind him of the babe
oh my God a hundred anniversary episode gas David Bowie’s Heroes
Aaron Aaron
I’m here because you asked me to be.
My fiance
is Emma’s David I’d like to make love to you
call for crumbs
I don’t have to write well
can you have not returned your books on top books on time these stockings make my shoes light off
alright it’s alright it’s like an inverted penis like one with just fit in like a I don’t want to put a talking is there a pimple in your shoe play video and you’re in your average like just just run-of-the-mill workaday shoe play film or seen I mean there’s no such thing it is legally there’s a carpenter strive you said we both know that there are called challenge of you were cleaning out my shit and you found a VHS tape and it said like Summers pantyhose challenge.
I found one
many other friends that you know Christina’s I knew when I was cleaning up stuff I find stuff I’m not here to judge you make you feel awkward in front of two hundred people or anything like that they can you said all that but for my own edification because there’s no such thing as a VCR anymore could you please tell me what it what does that mean summer what is the challenge Anna and I said I think that Jesus ate just means how many para can she put on it in one video and then you started laughing and like yeah it is ridiculous that I found at like 45 minutes later but the whole time you thought that meant all over each other like mine but she was just like she was on that incredible
continue cleaning and I came back in and I was like to do that I need help with the most
you saw the word challenge that’s your photo should do it as competitive as they’re like challenge challenge out when that depends on what you talking about I’m 41 years old I predate the internet there’s I have I have seen there’s there’s there’s there’s candid stuff where it’s like actual creepy like I’m on a train and here is like there’s a woman that had a man she was she was heelpopping dipping or whatever you those people have websites with his videos like that then there’s what
meaning of the video. There’s no Bruce Banner of the deal popping that’s like for the shoes I think the whole thing come from I could probably probably the root of the tree that has to do with leg and foot fetish. I don’t want to offend anybody who who who shares this stuff but but I would I would Hazard a guess that there’s a there’s a there’s a route stomach naturally there’s a trunk of that tree that has a little bit to do with self-loathing and you know more voyeurism and less intimacy just feel like like like like maybe a little kids playing under the table with their Matchbox cars when it is that were raised the seventies and eighties first sexual thought happened at the same time as like you know just looking at a woman’s fully closed Lex and just as opposed to like
for this for this audience as soon as you were to say anything gender-specific somebody’s it seems there’s somebody that’s going to be the exception there’s always that it’s like we’re trying to learn not to dry these gigantic circles but the conventional wisdom has it that men are a lot more visually like like we were given to this thing called fetishes that are visual because there’s something that’s more like it legally we’re more able to associate imagery With It Go to Good goes right to our libido and and women are like. I don’t know if that’s something that we that we became accustomed to thinking about men and women in the seventies and eighties or nineties and second-guess that I know for sure there’s always going to be somebody’s going to stand up and go I’m I’m I’m I’m a woman and I’m totally visually stimulated and they’re not going to be lying but I also like
have General conversations about sex remember that that that Ray Fiennes movie that guy what’s that guy what did he find out he found out we’re fucking insane we’re all I’m saying because I was talking about sex with each other so we don’t we don’t we
popping the video and I watch all the point of giving us that he is just ladies that have cat that have like a ledger we have never have never watched
I don’t care whether or not they do I think I think if they do I think that’s I think that’s a long time ago and she brought home and I but you brought home some poor and if she wanted to she like she died there was part of the Arts
how do you win how do you win how do you win Aaron’s next question to the woman got caught up in the moment I made in Spanish
play we will never know who’s the bestest pussy died is the new the new thing in the 21st century the new pouring saying they don’t they don’t they’re not they don’t have to come up with the pain titles anymore when they do the Flint bones in the robo cock and stuff like now it’s now it’s just the new thing is it just says like you know XXX Brady Bunch of this is not a Flash Gordon I don’t know what the fuck clever anywhere
what theater is in that movie Just penis I didn’t watch the movie time for regular old missionaries
everyone to everyone to always feel like a winner
Justin just have Target
but it’s a bummer
Spencer up here for for this conversation
hundredth episode Spencer
he’s a hundred times to Spencer
Chrysler Compass. 100 what’s up you guys pussy darts I throw him
I guess I guess that’s what I say to you at the end of that movie look at the guy / the camera
the camera the camera stands out above back and it’s just a bunch of penises like to redo
they just shake hands at the end of say good game and I’ll take place in a pub as a chalkboard after the side the second hand but it’s not like we was not going to believe me because it’s like somehow the topic came up and then somehow and then from there the topic of these gangbang videos came up where there’s a gang banger videos where it’s like like that just like those let’s set the record let’s make sure the most of the most men never can have sex with one woman at Estrella you know it’s it’s just she’s alright she’s on a vinyl Ottoman and and and it’s just like a warehouse full of man and it’s it’s it couldn’t be less actual if you made it just the weather but it’s like it in the top of the DVD case it would say like a hundred and fifty or 200 you know if I don’t turn out like it’s like an arms race
videos that they saw and it’s just men like I can’t even remember all I remember
sorry sorry all I remember is the place I looked like you can see a guy like two friends yes racism pointing to this story what if it was white and what was black and they’re like whispering to each other and and and giggling and then they both got into the line and came up and then the black guy went went first and he he finished and then his white friend that you could see off-campus how to focus a giggling with him then then then ran up as his black friend went away and end end announced that it kind of stilted like nervous like this is what we agreed we do I set voice said you had the chocolate now here comes the milk
and it was like I was like wait a minute what I have 500 questions I like milk and so does yours and that’s what that black should have made you realize the braces and in fact is an artificial contracted while you were a gang Bangin this woman
billiards near man Workshop that we can work with that Eminem I don’t know what I’m not going to think about it cuz I’m not racist I care about this lovely young lady who only committed the crime of staying out past curfew
you know her death wondering where she is here comes the milk
add the chocolate here, I mean you should have just said white chocolate I guess I don’t know what about you you shouldn’t you should have said all government is a lie I mean that’s your phone
chance to be heard
can you schedule libertine I’m going to give you
Grass Pad
in silence as consent as complicated as I was just in a drawer of aphorisms Arvada
how did they find I feel like Spencer making a mess and not because I’ll take it from here
know what what’s the currency in a gang banger videos
how people you know message for each other but you’ve been approached by one of these bands with a thriller that you’ve seen like eight dudes kind of huddled up in the back of their stupid drivers going usually when there’s a dude in a van der selling vacuum cleaners
process it takes eight guys to sell eight vacuum cleaners OSHA 10 the Alec Baldwin of this vacuum cleaner company in this David Mamet play called second profit always be out cell phone carrier that’s like gangbusters. Please come if clean insiders right like the whole industry you know they just do it like I mean those guys aren’t all Professionals of the guys that are professional karaoke up in the valley
yeah I went there once it was is a long time ago and I didn’t notice what it was I wouldn’t be some friends I got dark and there was like a little leaflet both fliers on each table and it didn’t almost have the drawing of two people fucking lie cuz I got to walk don’t walk like sex picture I didn’t like please I think I like kissing or maybe like bent over and so I can but it’s not like fleas do they do not have sex in the neighbors yards done I could possibly try fucking I think I’ll just I’ll just find a bush and start doing it
that was all confusing.
Cuz I found out through the Uber Revolution. I really don’t like driving and then after Uber got lame I just realized Spencer’s on the payroll I can pay for his mileage and he can pick me up for work where am I going to know so I like I really just like being driven around so we were driving
and there was this guy picking his nose next to us if we discuss this I don’t think I know this is going to freak people out like when I said that I wipe standing up but
yeah I didn’t change because I found out that like everyone does this other thing for 40 years I got back in like if there’s one thing I’ll never get over that I looked it up now am I going to shit like 40% of the public wipe standing up human beings among you
that’s according to the statistics of McLeod Cloud do poop so so listen I’m not going to make any more friends I pick my nose with my thumb I use every single finger at my disposal I don’t know how I would use a pinky add that to me that would be like like like trying to open my light light light use my foot to put my car keys. I don’t know that’s what you’ve been doing every time you do that I finished the shield in this equation
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and I was like like a thumbnail fingers have that so I’m sorry so there wasn’t any would clearly like like somebody on the road in the car next to you it’s either one of their nose in a car next to you or you’re seeing someone that is totally willing and they’re not really they don’t care about shields are you seeing what they’re doing because they don’t give a fuck and and and I have always been curious about that and I’m sure so has Seinfeld but
how did that picture
so I said Spencer like I got to pick a date and I said and then Spencer says like I don’t I don’t care like those are the people I would pick my nose in front of strangers on the road and I said and I heard myself say it and then I realized I really fucked up I was like I would pick my nose in front of people I knew way before I would pick my nose in front of someone that I would never see you again in my wife because their opinion is what really matters I was like wow I have like syphilis of the Soul
I would tend to feel the same way that Spencer. But I wonder if the way that you feel makes you a better person band because you need to respect the people that sings like around people that I don’t know them people that I do I would respect the people that I do not know I was worried about
well wait I feel like each person is like a character that’s like like like I feel like I feel like I have a hundred tries with Jeff to be a decent person and I if I if I if I if a stranger like always I really freaked out in public about like you know just like you know people like you know when the next Booth over because I feel like those people that you really care about their opinion because I’m never going to see them again
I tried to make a joke about you telling me what to do and I like but it but you do you do care about the back and forth when you took your flight was do you know a couple days ago other times you didn’t say whether it was my worst nightmare but I just I was having a good time with Dino as a flight out to New York and I knew I knew at the outset is this time cuz it was so that guy JJ that has had the grill in his teeth at the he was sitting a couple rows back in the whole thing I’m not getting the trouble people just don’t like it. What happened do you know what I just like we’re just we’re just being a happy to remember remember remember our flight if we were we were
we we we look like travel I believe she came and squatted next to me and she said she’s somebody’s somebody asked me to tell you guys could you please keep the volume down in a I think that was the that was just at the height of my having a great time I’m laughing where we the loudest people in in in first class probably if you’re going to bother to chart it but but that like everyone else had headphones on it like it was a great lake we were we were also not being very loud in my opinion I’m pretty self-conscious about this stuff because my worst nightmare is what happened which always happens to me this is a woman cuz squatting down next to me and saying like could you guys type it down you know that you fuck it you’re bumming is how much someone on this plane who will forever remain nameless and faceless wishes you would fucking die and go to hell
okay and then I can’t go from
hahaha I’m having
what time I’m going to go from that just fucking I want to slash my wrists are you may be the common denominator in this life is happened to you all the time do you think that just the world is against you while you and you tell me you’ve been with me for 3 years do you perceive me as a loud person in public with that I get that I get chastised a lot in public by by and I get stared at a lot in public and like if I told you like how many times per year someone in a restaurant like like stops what they’re doing and leans over they’re both into the excuse me I’m listening to what you’re saying and it’s it’s it’s it’s by myself an m in an improv troupe and
it’s a good it’s okay it was a helpful workshop for me and I don’t think it’s fair to say I just like the thing you said there were two per year if I told you six times per year for me would you go like okay something’s weird or would you just get I mean at my what it what did I ever do
I just calling you just happen to me all the time and apparently you are my girlfriends from a small town called South queensferry went to this little Museum in the High Street a small straight into a bar is along the street and we’re going to start at 1 in Orange all the pubs and we did them all and it’s great fun and it was cute little Queen Street has been changed or added two years very quiet and quaint and this is like Pub antique shop Pub Pub & Restaurant Pub and it’s a little old lady who looks like a librarian in Ghostbusters and she’s on a typewriter and she’s like you just lie quiet and not talking and I got to go pee so like 15-20 minutes and then and then we found out that there was no restroom in the museum so damned if I’m going to go look for him
little cute little old lady on a typewriter which is amazing and graveyard silence midday along South queensferry High Street and then I just hear
what are you doing
over here by the way that you could have walked and had that conversation that he lost his wallet we all heard it
I couldn’t I couldn’t I was standing outside a bar that I had attained special permission to walk out of cuz there was no cell phone coverage I hadn’t paid for my drink because Aaron had my wallet I had I had bought at REI always do I had bought a drink because I felt that like a homeless person using their bathroom I didn’t know if it I don’t know if things were like that you know if that was a trans cultural thing but I felt very awkward watching it and using a places bathroom and then walking out so I went to the order to Pint use their bathroom came back couldn’t pay for the pint
my phone has I can’t Text Aaron the phone has no coverage and then I still I got I explained the whole thing to this poor woman who did not buy a ticket to that ride now everyone’s like I am me cuz it’s like American Werewolf in London like I I just like I’m just I’m just going to step outside I just I know I can’t pay for the drink now it looks like I just seem like a very suspicious character if there’s a quiet place by virtue of financial accountability
I have told I have made a big deal out of it if I make a break for it grab the pitchforks so the berry man I really wanted and that’s what you heard you had to go back to all the bars he went to that day to find his wallet so I never lost my wallet has given me is why I want to hear a weird story going to be
you lost your wallet you want to go and you have to have to go look for your wallet after that but you had it in your purse because for some reason I’m at a hundred yards away from each other and I’m in the most because I was like
I wanted him to see the museum before it. It was in there and took a piss and had some cats with a I think the difference is that you know Dan is that you have a lower tolerance for people like strangers trying to like get their own son out by telling people to stop doing stuff and I’m more willing to be like I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I don’t know I couldn’t decode that but I just I’m terrified I’m terrified of strangers in general so I get more mad at them when they when they fuck with other strangers I I get I tend to
you what they say over my own best friends like I’ll just go like fuck it it’s not worth it this total stranger is being high-maintenance let them have their high maintenance moment don’t let this moment be about us in a bumper car ramming into them don’t don’t give them that story let them be this ignorant blustery person is speeding through our lives path of least resistance taoism let them through a dead end so sometimes that ends up with me like like lately actually like being more respectful to total strangers
said to the people closest to me
what what year did you just spent the last eight seconds of me talking making these weird Plastic Man faces like your leader turbo teen you’re going to turn into a car what what were you going to say
you disagree with what I was just saying you disagree that I have respect for other people but I haven’t seen this behavior that you’re talking about this like that tenders waiters threshold Guardians parasite people who are
those people don’t count
I understand what you’re saying you’re if you’re thinking of specific stuff these people are a blight people who have put themselves in a station where they have decided to Lord over one little section of Earth and make everyone else miserable yeah I don’t really like those people try to keep my dad for
I think it’s fair to make them feel bad about themselves
flight attendants gmv clerks lawyers
you and I are pretty intensive but the fact is we thought we were having just a good old time we weren’t like barfing and stumbling down the aisle we got in their seats in the Southwest flight from Vegas back to LA and causing any trouble we were giggling like mad but I got into a fight back from Vegas and everybody is a little bit drunk and somebody said okay would you get would you guys like something to drink asked us that and then I said like oh do you have a Ketel One vodka okay what have you guys already been drinking though a little bit like she would like let us down this path it was so fucking rude we had to like adjust the Citrus and Truckin
conjured images of cocktails in our I thought balloons like we were Mario and Luigi trying to grab a fucking magic hamburger and and then poop made it go away I said like you’re drunk fuck off and then she was like so can I get you a soda or anything comes up I think it’s just another flight attendant but it was like she was like in the front of the plane may be going like her sensitivity is an issue but we made a joke when she walked away we did it wasn’t like it was like we have a bomb on the plane wouldn’t do that but we sent last night like we kind of gathered up with it was a little shards of our integrity fucking like cradle them in our little pathetic Palms in a post 9/11 World where these bureaucrats are newly empowered and it’s late it was
we didn’t do anything wrong and I never do anything wrong and anyone that says I do is that Izzy is an enemy of of of the people
and the people don’t include anyone in the service industry has a Blog
okay I don’t know I don’t have any rules I just
important to me I don’t know why I thought like that’s the weird thing is that isolating weird thing the scientific experiment of the car next to you is it is a unique one cuz it’s Spencer pointed out you’re literally never going to see those people ever again then there are some people who are liberated by that enough that they’ll just Jam their pinky up their nose while they Titleist are by there are some people who just like fuk with you you in like like make weird faces are they kind of like
and I struggle to the logic of that while we’re on Los Feliz Boulevard I mean these people take the same route was like I don’t really think I’m ever going to see these people again their opinion is valuable to me precisely because I am never going to see them again strangers that’s why I said on Twitter and then people go like I love you thank you thank you so much I had six seasons and was thinking about you douche
what’s your name
Samantha Samantha
everybody is here
enjoyment planet Earth who was bored because you hate me for loving you and now I just think I like like like what is that what is a fucking like there’s a dead pixel on my screen I got to fix it
every every person you contact is like a you’re running your fingers you left your life is running your fingers over this harp the billion streams server or bartender Laura I was being defined by the opinions of strangers than the people that you’re close to the guy friends family like it’s like the Backscatter machine like are you trusting the the waves that are being objective and moving through your body and probably give you cancer x-ray ourselves when we take measurements of ourselves we trust strangers among the particles and things we don’t trust the things that are stuck to us
we don’t we don’t Define our do we sweet when we measure things we seek objectivity
so you said your friends can’t do the friends opinions if you can’t be valid because they’re too subjective entered into a relationship with you they have a covalent bond now their electrons are sharing orbit something in your Ideal World your family would be just every stranger that you met but then the second that you had a conversation with them they would drop away they were just follow I right
well I hope that mean you’re not close to your family.
he brought me
a lot of wrong water
wrong water your reactions to what I’m telling you guys in a confessional State almost sounds
detective persecute Oriole like you guys are not only just seeking information you’re actually trying to get me to feel something about it was trying to get to the bottom of the right I do think that you that you perceive any kind of probing question as as persecution sometimes I feel like I took an erring on the side of people wanting me to change when I’m talking to them we can chat sometime. Right now you look really really confusing to me I don’t want you to feel bad I changed or whatever but like perception of the way that you interact with the world is
it’s really very different than me cuz I don’t give a fuck about strange don’t care about anybody I don’t know that thinks about me and I’m completely but like I definitely would would check my course by people that I’m close to and people whose opinions I respect like that people that I like I’m closer to it like I really don’t give much of a fuck about like the I mean I really appreciate it cuz I feel like you’re less stressed out about getting approval strangers and small moments like that like I don’t know where else where else the opposite thing every other sentence and between the three of us our behavior is virtually identical and I feel like if I just said what you guys say instead of what I say that you wouldn’t be able to different like
save a certain sensitivity to people who are waiting on me that you’re insensitive because you’re not a wonderful person but like we have a different idea of like what it is to be like to a server or bartender a flight attendant or whatever I feel like you’re you’re quicker to just like one of those people than I am and maybe I’m more Prejudiced and you are and I maybe you’re doing the right thing but you’re more prejudiced boring if it was about nothing and also twice as long as 60 minutes I think it was about something we kind of in kind of fell off of it
I’m more I’m more concerned with strangers opinions than I am with the people closest to me like that’s a very that’s a very intimate interesting thing to delve into that lately that’s not true at all what what do you mean that’s not true all at once now we’re just back out into static like it’s not never talking about nothing sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry but your reaction to it was was disbelief you thought I was lying
talk about things I say I like I do I never I’m not like I’m I can count on one hand the times that I’m thinking one thing and just sit and deceiving people who say that I mean that’s just because we were getting Corn Flakes and it was a metaphor
what do you what do you want Spencer
well I just I really got to go to the bathroom a hundred episodes going to go but then I was like don’t want to miss my big moment
I’m not I’m not trying to be I’m not trying to be difficult and so I got a really have to pay I want to read the DND thing while I go to the bathroom. That’s what I want to have happen
show me special Adam to read the news
if we if we had a wireless microphones we could play PNP out of paper towels
all right with Spencer could go in and describe his peeing
empty your bladder into the port isn’t this going to be great just handed over his D&D game Esther monologue to get them Goldberg who is appointed 2104
is it go with the gag do we get the music
will you here at the at like when you taking your kind of lay an egg like I got I got a plan where is it doesn’t quite work simply coming up on stage to hear that audience reaction was saying that he is more affected by strangers than by a people. I’m the opposite of that I think you and I are opposites in many ways as well I’m not saying I’m not trying to be mean I’m not trying to be cute if I hurt if I walked up on stage 17,000 times or even three or two or three maybe even wanted it and I heard that reaction I would leave the country but you pretend to be a bad guy and I’m fine being a bad guy because I like my life I’m happy with who I am
somewhere I’d rather be me than Aaron we spent a lot of time on stage or dance shows about I’d rather be like this guy blew this guy but you don’t mind that you don’t mind the booze or they’re not going to probably jump Nation if it had been negatively affected probably why the people be gay
not even when I just did was called stalling for time
god dammit Sean and I worship you pay for let’s do this
you didn’t read it huh no
when we last met Our Heroes had broken into Bill mardigan cigarette up some cigarettes but no sooner had they gotten inside the patron god of the city of cigarettes after some smooth-talking Sharpie but a lot managed to convince Bill mardigan to share his Secrets smoke which healed our party and cured their curse Sharpie and help them find the Tarragona virtue but the police arrived forcing Our Heroes to escape through with Wolves magic bucket into a gnomish bathroom shortly had to poop and did so with Great Gusto 1Mobile rain watch Don work we left the room like a normal person and Came Upon and moan a no-name fliz Dan who is the word by the sudden Trio shiting in his house after a lengthy and flimsy explanation The Gnome was calm down and revealed himself to be a member of a Secret order of gnomes obsessed with this
bring the floating Isle of paradise
I think exercise you just peed your dehydrated and ran I’m not dehydrated but would truly be able to Aid the party you’re dehydrated
illegal trash out this time on harmontown
I think it’s extra hot I think it’s a hot hot summer yeah I mean I’m fat and gross cuz I keep thinking like I don’t know where is downloading all the time because it’s like there’s a sweat rash on the back of my music my hood to the back of my gross neck and even wear a hoodie you want to be sweating them
perfect congruent with expectation
I wasn’t wearing a big ass hot sweater with a sweat flap on the back that I used to wipe my sweat off
when I use my ponytail for that
do you really anti sweat flies
observant enough to take sweat off of the same effect that you were discussing earlier which I would have brought up if you didn’t bring it up Jeff if you didn’t have a romance novel cover hair dresser what kind of haircut would you fancy I don’t know if it’s the reason why I haven’t like this I don’t know what I would look like a short
and when prop Bob goes do you remember any of those things I said earlier societies of numbers I want to find the Isle of paradise yes that’s a good summation it has to be done we need to get there because we have we seek the Tarragona virtual what we were told that it exists on the Isle of paradise my adventurous and I will clean this up craft crafty bastards who invented indoor plumbing I use the flesh to mask the sound of my voice
the curses
yeah I’ve heard from from Chris Christopher did we get that removed now Christopher is still on oh yeah that smokey change purses
I went back out and said that luck that I take us there I can take you to a secret hideout is it on the Isle of paradise is it just your friends restaurant you get Kickbacks yeah yeah what’s it a secret hideout and talk about if you really think we’ll be welcome oh yeah you’re with me
who is damn near a lot your lot cheerier than you are a few minutes ago I should get all
what’s your rank is a give a certain kind of standing in your Society Society like you’re numb I’m an acolyte and that’s good we should go okay let’s do it later that’s a secret hideout you arrived at a building called The Burning Sycamore it looks like a a tree it doesn’t look like a flaming tree. Just looks like a tree
but I know it’s called that though it’s confusing soflis damn he knocks on the door and it goes it is
what do smoking and then he gives a series of complicated knocks on the door and it slides open it
just like that it didn’t seem that complicated of a dead bird
draft from
and you see stairs going up style
really weird restaurant I guess okay yeah the secret part makes us feel like
Intruders
what’s a would take like maybe a couple episodes metafolin
so he goes up he goes up the stairs you goes up and I follow him if he leaves you up these stairs into it looks pretty shity it looks like a like a treehouse there’s posters on the wall that that are maps that are crudely drawn and you just see a bunch of old gnomes it just looks kind of like a gnome Bowling Club or something they’re they’re hanging out on these lounge chairs that are old and messed up and they’re just talking and some of them are holding these weird flutes of liquid probably a beverage but
SS. I’m guessing he introduces themselves
I am and everyone kind of looks at him and one of the guys speaks up hang guys looks at you
I just realized we’re taking flows damned word for it that he’s totally cool here and gnomes in general isn’t Waze taking a help and passage to the Isle of paradise you’ve come to the right place wisdom he brings you one is like you should tell me your names
Uncorked a Sharpie really wheeler belts
Mother of Dragons of chains
hater of spoilers
but I bet you watch or of it later
recorder of it on Sunday nothing can be done or about her
everyone looks at you and Silent judgment is dami speaks up he’s like
nice we are but weary Travelers and adventurers long and we seek a cure for our stricken friend who is that a curse laid upon him that only the Tarragona virtue May i l a n s wage and we are seeking passage are we to the Isle of paradise and you and I are of two minds if I understood most of that which I think I do because we’re knows you and I owe ya oh yeah you know you think that there’s a Paradise Key Cafe
circular kind of paradise that are people called no smoking Zone you see we believe that smoking poisons our culture in our bodies and we hope to speak of paradise read from the evils of smoking it’s unhealthy okay I don’t need a cigarette I’m good
that’s that’s very good to hear. You know you also not sure what I said back there
call work.
There everyone says that right how do we get there Charles Hoffman best part you seem like a guy that knows everyone else around yeah man we’ve been searching that you see around in the sky over the place is hard to chart its position but we’ve uncovered A Relic that we think could lead lead us to Paradise we don’t understand it it’s a stone tablet with strange markings and we just we just can’t decipher it made absolutely
semester at sea
so you can you show us the you never know with us tall folk up here higher than you guys will get exposed to different languages that’s what I was hoping what happened because you see I have this tote Stone tablet here and I will present it to you or you could Solve the Riddle there in it looks like a diamond from the 80s so I don’t know what are you talking about what are the 80s
I think the listener needs to know that Spencer is holding up his iPad and on it is great for the hundredth episode of a podcast but you guys seem so familiar I reach over and I touch the red the red part of the Simon looking thing
the tablet cracked into 100 piece magical Rippling portal that threatens it doesn’t even threaten it begins consuming everything in the room
for the game. Been here when the game started so you just hit a random one in a 25% chance so you feel yourself being compelled into this portal to who-knows-where apparently it’s terrifying if it hurts in fact you feel you feel pain
we wait we wait to see what happens next all right we’ll see
I throw a rope around the Scotts
check the title wrote I have a rope around my waist
and I throw it to Sharpie and at work so as to Anchor ourselves one of you which one of you wants to catch it I guess we can we both like you can both try I guess but if you don’t throw a rope at two people that’s weird
okay my payment work yeah that works in Erin is is cool. I mean more and holding on his roof
but the rest of you guys you guys take some damage if you guys feel yourself pulling it as portal a cork you take two and what’s your name Sharpie you take eight damage Jesus Christ do I didn’t know the goal is to get out of the portal it seems very transitional it was very suctioning damage 8 am I still getting sucked you get stuck through the portal
no one bought that
I wasn’t trying to in the shower yet but that was too thin I just wanted to let you know
all right in the next time you guys get stuck through this portal then write the sounds up so high on this thing there’s ads from the Simon game it was a Simon game yeah I know I thought I just hit the wrong I just hit the wrong goddamn thing
well you should have pressed start you don’t start with a color is crazy if nothing had happened at you at the breast diet motherfukers like Mario and Luigi and Mario and Luigi magic hamburger
I want to sing for a magic hamburgers I just want that to be a level all right you see colors brighter than any colors you’ve seen before and colorful flowers and happy little trees and bushes. The pasture looks like a comfortable place other than standing in the middle imposingly is a 12 foot tall angel with dazzling wings and bronzed skin he holds a flaming shovel and stands guard in your path
and I’m so tied to a light has happened through the portal but you’re like yeah
oh and in the gnomes are getting sucked through to some of them are dying
Jesus Christ
God dammit
I feel really bad about that yeah I mean I love games the first color fall started yet I think we hit a couple buttons and
anything like that the game was already going to make the game be over that means the game had started it’s a setup so you’re saying it was not your fault and I just like subdued
yo my name is your me g o no
yeomiji what’s for sale over in your part of the woods nothing for sale man I just guard the herb you do speak of a paragon of virtue by any chance we probably got that we just have a slice of that action I don’t know how worthy you fools are about having have a game of Simon on YouTube.
no what’s that sounds fun just a game for fools as you just called me he was just making conversation he might be a friend weird way to start a car
we’re not we’re not going to do this
yamiche we are friends we come in peace we would love the what’s what what’s your price for a little for some access into the garden and you want to get access to the Garden that’s cool we just
you can sample you can sample whatever you want just tell me tell me you’re worthy I’m worried that no I mean tell me you’re worthy with the best joke in the universe all right the kids 8 year old kids walking down the street and he finds a welder’s mask
I know you put the loggers mascot is playing with a slipping up and down like a car pulls up older gentleman in the car Gyros the kids with a welder’s mask to look at the guy gets in the car and the guys have another road the kid playing with a welder’s mask slip in and up and down and the guy just take it you know it sodomy is the kids took some of us has got the most of the guys is not I don’t think I was driving along and he said you know what time what
what’s lychee in the kids what’s the mascot because I’m sorry I stopped the kinds of kid do you know what a pedophile and the kid postum ask him to be honest with you I’m not really a welder
trouble and he’s rolling on the floor laughing that’s a good joke man that is that is priceless Jack with AIDS
Barbie doll
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